May 2013
2 posts
March 2013
2 posts
February 2013
2 posts
January 2013
14 posts
Doctor: Okay, so what's wrong, how are you feeling?
Me: *Looks at mom waiting for her to explain*
When you accidentally make something rhyme.....
sodamnrelatable:
November 2012
1 post
October 2012
37 posts
There is no ‘we’ in ‘food’
misplacedmartian:
when someone changes the topic in a conversation and you had something interesting to say
9 tags
grandma: why is that cotton candy talking
me: grandma that's nicki minaj
me: i'm just going to rest my eyes for 5 minutes
me: wakes up february 5th, 2098
How to kill a spider:
get a piece of tissue paper
approach it slowly
and very carefully
burn the house down.
